Needless to say I am distraught. My streak is gone and my beloved Los Angeles Dodgers are one game away from elimination. But Anthony Rendon and Matt Carpenter got some hits so that is supposed to make it all better? NO! Shut your chubby mouth Jhonny Peralta, I know you got a hit two but frankly I don't fucking care! The Nationals staved off elimination yesterday as Giants starter Madison Bumgarner literally threw the game away. Between bullpens and watching pitchers field bunts, this postseason has been just rotten. I know it hasn't but I am bitter right now so let me vent you jerks! Yeah, you are all jerks! I don't mean that, I take it back. No I do mean it! No I don't. I'm just so jumbled up in the attic known as my brain right now. I am so discombobulated that my Streak For The Cash pick for the day is French Basketball. I hate the French! IT WAS A FUCKING HANDBALLLLLLLLLL! At least I have this Rock promo to cheer me up. Aww fuck, Rocky Maivia with the tassles. I can't even pick a good Rock promo today. Fair warning though, if Clayton Kershaw absorbs a beating even remotely similar to Game 1, tomorrow's Streaking In Public is probably going to be the worst one ever. I may just type the word fuck 1,000,000 times. We'll see where the day takes me.
Image Credits: BTS Postseason Roster (mlb.com), Streak pick (espn.com)
Video Credit: Rocky Maivia promo (WWE/Youtube.com)