This is what this game does to people. It brings to up so high and then throws you off a cliff in the blink of an eye. It seemed just yesterday that I was plotting out my strategy to get a silver star on my way to a W25 and $40,000. I was going to pay off loans, my car, and all my other debts in one swoop. Not even a week later, I don't even want to pick a game. I hate this. There is nothing but horrible feelings running through my brain and cold blood flowing through my veins. Not literally on the blood thing, I'd be at the hospital right now if that was the case not writing this crap. I really don't even feel like continuing Rocktober anymore. Why should I pair some of the most electrifying interviews of my youth with my downtrodden drivel? It just doesn't work. Then I thought to myself; "Why not just make the entire article awful? Make everyone else feel as crappy as you do!" I am going to do just that. My pick for today features soccer, football, futbol whatever and EVERYBODY in America hates soccer, right? I mean it is so boring. What a bunch of assholes running around and kicking a ball like a lot of douchebags, amirite? What type of team name is Queen's Park Rangers?
Also, instead of a Dwayne "The Rock" promo, Rocktober will continue with nonsensical, brutal to listen to Don "The Rock" Muraco promos. Here is the first shitbomb. Don't enjoy. MISERABLE STREAKING EVERYBODY!!
Image Credit: Horrible Streak pick (espn.com)
Video Credit: Horrible Don Muraco promo (M2J/Youtube.com)